Chippendales

Although we applied for jobs as strippers, we were only hired to be hosts. Apparently you can’t just come into Chippendales and expect to strip right away. There’s a hierarchy, and you have to work your way up. Can you believe it? There’s even politics at Chippendales. What is the world coming to?!

– Excerpt from My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman